HumanSky

HumanSky Life pickup lines, xkcd

Did you ever go through the day and wish you had a big sheet of bubble wrap to pop? Well its your lucky day, so here, go ahead and pop a few.

HumanSky Life bubble wrap, release, stress

So looking for a new house is not all that its cracked up to be. I don’t like going through peoples houses and seeing their goods. Anyway, I told Sherry that one of my stipulations for buying a house is that the neighbors have an open access point, I feel so ashamed.

HumanSky Life house

So I just got back from a weekend in Vegas. Celebrating the last weekend of independence for a friend of mine. In other words it was a bachelor party. I had a great time despite almost being knocked in the head with a line-drive lime, business-savvy strippers, moral-preaching blackjack dealers, and 4am walks on the highways. But hey, as the saying goes: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. At least I didn’t come home with an annoying itch. So now I’m back home, with a lot less money and a lot more memories, what else can I ask for.

HumanSky Life bachelor party, Henry, Vegas

If life ever bores you, go out and get a cat and a laser pointer.

HumanSky Life cat, laser pointers